Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed that he was moving to Texas after years of residing in California.
He revealed, almost immediately after the move, a new product that the entire world has been waiting for, the Tesla AR-15.
“Um… h-howdy, I think,” said Elon, expertly taking on the local dialect. “Y’all want a Tesla AR-15? You got it, partner!”
The new weapon would look similar to a typical AR-15, but it will actually be a rail-gun operated by batteries that can shoot 3 million rounds per minute and an incorporated Artificial Intelligence function.
The railgun has a fingerprint reader, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet.
“We really wanted to re-think self-defense,” said Musk. “This new firearm will be the go-to rifle for our SpaceX volunteers when they encounter hostile aliens.”
“It’s also a celebration of the Second Amendment. If any federal authorities try to confiscate it, the rifle will automatically connect to the internet and file a lawsuit for you!” Mr. Musk added.
The Federal Government has demanded that Tesla at least delete the “self-driving” AI-powered feature on the weapon before it is sold.
