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Elon Musk Reveals Plans for Tesla AR-15
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Elon Musk Reveals Plans for Tesla AR-15, After Moving to Texas

Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed that he was moving to Texas after years of residing in California.

He revealed, almost immediately after the move, a new product that the entire world has been waiting for, the Tesla AR-15.

“Um… h-howdy, I think,” said Elon, expertly taking on the local dialect. “Y’all want a Tesla AR-15? You got it, partner!”

The new weapon would look similar to a typical AR-15, but it will actually be a rail-gun operated by batteries that can shoot 3 million rounds per minute and an incorporated Artificial Intelligence function.

The railgun has a fingerprint reader, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet.

“We really wanted to re-think self-defense,” said Musk. “This new firearm will be the go-to rifle for our SpaceX volunteers when they encounter hostile aliens.”

“It’s also a celebration of the Second Amendment. If any federal authorities try to confiscate it, the rifle will automatically connect to the internet and file a lawsuit for you!” Mr. Musk added.

The Federal Government has demanded that Tesla at least delete the “self-driving” AI-powered feature on the weapon before it is sold.

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